The Funny Side of Sex
Description
How Pocket-Dialing Can C*ckblock You
Attack of The Killer Ex
How To Deal With A Psycho Ex During The Holidays
Attention Mongers Crybabies and Dramaheads
25 Signals You're Not Ready For a Online Dating
5 Skills Every Man And Woman Should Master
Can Sex Be A Laughing Matter?
The Sh*t Women Say That Piss Off Men
Dating a Jersey Shore Fan
Dealing With Exes on Valentine’s Day
A Decent Girl For a Nice Guy
A big part of my job is to search sex personals ads and write about what and who I find on there to talk about. I think it’s funny how sex is always on everybody’s brains yet it’s even funnier how weird and unappealing sex can be when it’s not being exploited on the big and small screen.
Just think about it for a second: 8 times out of 10, having sex with someone is probably one of the least attractive acts on this planet. We spend most of our free time by personally grooming ourselves for the hopes of getting some action in our free dating lives. We make ourselves go from a 4 to a 7.5 and then after a few minutes in the sack, we barely look like 3′s. But that’s okay, because we never seem to care about the wild sex hair manes or the smells of “bodissy” in the air. Once the clothes come off and the monkey-faced orgasms are achieved, all our flaws suddenly disappear, at least for the moment. We’re just happy…no matter how bad we look or smell afterwards.
It’s also very funny to think about how everybody has sex. Your middle-aged balding manager at work has sex. Maybe he even has a lot of sex with his equally homely looking wife at home every day. He has three kids, so he’s had to have sex with his wife at least 3 times. So just think about the times at work he talks about trips to Best Buy and the times he hands you office memos for you to fill out. 8 hours later, he may be getting naked with his wife. The thought alone makes you want to take a shower, doesn’t it?
It’s funny how exclusive we are about sex. When we think about it for ourselves–it’s hot. When we think about our family and friends’ sex lives, we freak out and get disgusted. We all act like over zealous movie nerds when it comes to sex–only we are ourselves are allowed to enjoy it privately and know what it is.
I think it’s funny how we have two different selves we show to people. 90 percent of people in our lives see our normal selves. The selves that do laundry, watch movies, go to the grocery store and cook. Then there are our other selves that likes to be spanked in the privacy of their bedrooms. How can somebody we know be able to make a mean upside down pineapple cake and get off on spanking? Hmmm….
Sex is funny and at the end of the day, the best experiences in life are the ones that involve laughter and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Attack of The Killer Ex
How To Deal With A Psycho Ex During The Holidays
Attention Mongers Crybabies and Dramaheads
25 Signals You're Not Ready For a Online Dating
5 Skills Every Man And Woman Should Master
Can Sex Be A Laughing Matter?
The Sh*t Women Say That Piss Off Men
Dating a Jersey Shore Fan
Dealing With Exes on Valentine’s Day
A Decent Girl For a Nice Guy
A big part of my job is to search sex personals ads and write about what and who I find on there to talk about. I think it’s funny how sex is always on everybody’s brains yet it’s even funnier how weird and unappealing sex can be when it’s not being exploited on the big and small screen.
Just think about it for a second: 8 times out of 10, having sex with someone is probably one of the least attractive acts on this planet. We spend most of our free time by personally grooming ourselves for the hopes of getting some action in our free dating lives. We make ourselves go from a 4 to a 7.5 and then after a few minutes in the sack, we barely look like 3′s. But that’s okay, because we never seem to care about the wild sex hair manes or the smells of “bodissy” in the air. Once the clothes come off and the monkey-faced orgasms are achieved, all our flaws suddenly disappear, at least for the moment. We’re just happy…no matter how bad we look or smell afterwards.
It’s also very funny to think about how everybody has sex. Your middle-aged balding manager at work has sex. Maybe he even has a lot of sex with his equally homely looking wife at home every day. He has three kids, so he’s had to have sex with his wife at least 3 times. So just think about the times at work he talks about trips to Best Buy and the times he hands you office memos for you to fill out. 8 hours later, he may be getting naked with his wife. The thought alone makes you want to take a shower, doesn’t it?
It’s funny how exclusive we are about sex. When we think about it for ourselves–it’s hot. When we think about our family and friends’ sex lives, we freak out and get disgusted. We all act like over zealous movie nerds when it comes to sex–only we are ourselves are allowed to enjoy it privately and know what it is.
I think it’s funny how we have two different selves we show to people. 90 percent of people in our lives see our normal selves. The selves that do laundry, watch movies, go to the grocery store and cook. Then there are our other selves that likes to be spanked in the privacy of their bedrooms. How can somebody we know be able to make a mean upside down pineapple cake and get off on spanking? Hmmm….
Sex is funny and at the end of the day, the best experiences in life are the ones that involve laughter and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Début de l'événement
13.12.2023
Fin de l'événement
13.12.2023