I love this label, especially when I can see it triple.
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The Top 10 White Lies People Tell In Online Dating Profiles
Things I Wish I Knew About Dating When I Was 22
8 Reasons You’re Single
Let’s Talk About Negging
What Are Your Pre-Date Nerves?
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Man In Bed
8 Things Men Want Women To Do In Bed
9 Things I Dread About Dating
I Wasn’t Jewish Enough
What they can do: it’s not that you have to ‘settle‘; rather, just have a more realistic view of yourself. Get down from the pedestal of self-self books that tell you how great and amazing and god-like you are, and how you ‘deserve’ no one less than Bradley Cooper – like Clint Eastwood said in Unforgiven, “deserve’s got nothin to with it.” You’re far from the best thing since packaged salami slices, so take the blinders off and start working with what you got. There’s a sweet spot between holding out for something that isn’t there, on one end, and going for the first loser that buys you $5.00 flowers from the bodega, on the other. You’re skewing towards the former way too much, and risking losing all your chips. Know when to fold ‘em.
Oh! Hi. Looks like you caught me in a “casual” moment, just having a drop or two of wine. You see, I like to unwind after a long day at work, and well, a glass of Merlot is how I like to do it. Did you know it’s pronounced “Merlow”? I didn’t know that until yesterday. Crazy Spanish words! Anyway, I’m choosing this picture for my main “profile” shot on disHarmony.com, because it gets to the essence of who I am – a raging alcoholic. Yes sir! It begins with elegance, as I sip the grape and enjoy some cheese. After the bottle’s drained, I begin to slur. How do I know I’m slurring, if I’m all alone and not talking to anyone? Because I’m talking to my cat, Mr. LittleFiddleSticks. I’m telling him about my day.
Second bottle of Merlow is corked, and I’m a disaster. Mainly because I shouldn’t mix alcohol with these antianxiety meds. But who cares! Nobody listens to those “warnings” anyway! Oh gosh, maybe I should have something more to eat, what do you think Mr. LittleFiddleSticks?? What the – goddammit! He ran away! Get back here you ungracious bag of – hello, what’s this? Dancing with the Stars is on! As if I needed an excuse to pour myself another bottle. I love this label, especially when I can see it triple.
Anyway, if you like what you’ve read, drop me an note! (PS I don’t respond to winks)
Things I Wish I Knew About Dating When I Was 22
8 Reasons You’re Single
Let’s Talk About Negging
What Are Your Pre-Date Nerves?
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Man In Bed
8 Things Men Want Women To Do In Bed
9 Things I Dread About Dating
I Wasn’t Jewish Enough
What they can do: it’s not that you have to ‘settle‘; rather, just have a more realistic view of yourself. Get down from the pedestal of self-self books that tell you how great and amazing and god-like you are, and how you ‘deserve’ no one less than Bradley Cooper – like Clint Eastwood said in Unforgiven, “deserve’s got nothin to with it.” You’re far from the best thing since packaged salami slices, so take the blinders off and start working with what you got. There’s a sweet spot between holding out for something that isn’t there, on one end, and going for the first loser that buys you $5.00 flowers from the bodega, on the other. You’re skewing towards the former way too much, and risking losing all your chips. Know when to fold ‘em.
Oh! Hi. Looks like you caught me in a “casual” moment, just having a drop or two of wine. You see, I like to unwind after a long day at work, and well, a glass of Merlot is how I like to do it. Did you know it’s pronounced “Merlow”? I didn’t know that until yesterday. Crazy Spanish words! Anyway, I’m choosing this picture for my main “profile” shot on disHarmony.com, because it gets to the essence of who I am – a raging alcoholic. Yes sir! It begins with elegance, as I sip the grape and enjoy some cheese. After the bottle’s drained, I begin to slur. How do I know I’m slurring, if I’m all alone and not talking to anyone? Because I’m talking to my cat, Mr. LittleFiddleSticks. I’m telling him about my day.
Second bottle of Merlow is corked, and I’m a disaster. Mainly because I shouldn’t mix alcohol with these antianxiety meds. But who cares! Nobody listens to those “warnings” anyway! Oh gosh, maybe I should have something more to eat, what do you think Mr. LittleFiddleSticks?? What the – goddammit! He ran away! Get back here you ungracious bag of – hello, what’s this? Dancing with the Stars is on! As if I needed an excuse to pour myself another bottle. I love this label, especially when I can see it triple.
Anyway, if you like what you’ve read, drop me an note! (PS I don’t respond to winks)
Début de l'événement
25.02.2021
Fin de l'événement
25.02.2021