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Yup. Generally if you've just met her that night off a cold approach, but can't actually fuck her that night, but get all raunchy in the club, she'll end up flaking when you try to set up a Day 2. If it looks like I can't fuck her that night, I'll avoid doing more than a quick kiss and leave the sexual tension in the air to help solidify there being a Day 2, no crazy hardcore tongue-down makeout groping stuff.
So depending on how hardcore your friend kissing her was, she might actually flake on him when he tries to follow-up because he didn't fuck her that night. Weird chick-logic hey? My point is that you made a good read, knowing that he still needs to isolate before it's on 100%.
"I’m PISSED.I downshift, just trying to maintain friendly relations with the obstacle for the sake of my friend getting laid."
lololol been there. :) The obstacle can usually sense that you downshifted too, unfortunately. It gets awkward from here. I've had situs where the obstacle and I are talking and we're just making bullshit small talk because we both KNOW we're just giving our friends time to makeout and exchange numbers etc. lol
"My friend wants to give them a ride to their car (turns out they parked far away or whatever idk)."
I'd guess he was hoping to get his girl isolated to fuck her in his car or their car lol As a wingman you could drop something like "ya sure, grab your car and we'll wait at the hotdog stand over there for you." and then be ready to stall the obstacle at the hotdog stand for like 20 minutes while your friend tries to fuck his girl in the car lol If you have to buy her a hotdog to keep her busy so he can get laid, make your friend buy you one next time you're out lol
"But, it’s no dice…he’s got to settle for getting her number."
Try to find out if it flakes or not. There's a really good chance he won't be able to get her to meet up again for a while if at all, because of the stuff I said, but it depends a lot on how his text game is and what the obstacle said to her about you guys after and how much comfort/rapport he built with her etc.
How to Burn Down a Marriage
The Key to a Great Marriage: Hating the Same Things
6 Reasons Why Having Childless Friends Is Awesome
The 7 Stages of First Best Friendship
I Will Probably Always Be a Single Mom
What the Statistics Won't Tell You About Single Mothers
10 Lessons About Friendship for My Daughter
I'm a Single Mom Taking My Chances on Ellen DeGeneres' Matchmaking Skills
Dear Single Moms on Valentine’s Day — You're Going to Be OK
On Mentally Preparing Myself for Dating as a Single Mom
Jennifer Lopez and I Approach Dating the Same Way: We Don't Do It
This Is What Divorce Looks Like
My Divorce Has Left Me with a Laundry List of Deal Breakers
Yup. Generally if you've just met her that night off a cold approach, but can't actually fuck her that night, but get all raunchy in the club, she'll end up flaking when you try to set up a Day 2. If it looks like I can't fuck her that night, I'll avoid doing more than a quick kiss and leave the sexual tension in the air to help solidify there being a Day 2, no crazy hardcore tongue-down makeout groping stuff.
So depending on how hardcore your friend kissing her was, she might actually flake on him when he tries to follow-up because he didn't fuck her that night. Weird chick-logic hey? My point is that you made a good read, knowing that he still needs to isolate before it's on 100%.
"I’m PISSED.I downshift, just trying to maintain friendly relations with the obstacle for the sake of my friend getting laid."
lololol been there. :) The obstacle can usually sense that you downshifted too, unfortunately. It gets awkward from here. I've had situs where the obstacle and I are talking and we're just making bullshit small talk because we both KNOW we're just giving our friends time to makeout and exchange numbers etc. lol
"My friend wants to give them a ride to their car (turns out they parked far away or whatever idk)."
I'd guess he was hoping to get his girl isolated to fuck her in his car or their car lol As a wingman you could drop something like "ya sure, grab your car and we'll wait at the hotdog stand over there for you." and then be ready to stall the obstacle at the hotdog stand for like 20 minutes while your friend tries to fuck his girl in the car lol If you have to buy her a hotdog to keep her busy so he can get laid, make your friend buy you one next time you're out lol
"But, it’s no dice…he’s got to settle for getting her number."
Try to find out if it flakes or not. There's a really good chance he won't be able to get her to meet up again for a while if at all, because of the stuff I said, but it depends a lot on how his text game is and what the obstacle said to her about you guys after and how much comfort/rapport he built with her etc.